Nut Job

So yesterday I was making a nut wreath, yeah, a nut wreath, out of uneaten Christmas nuts. After gluing what seemed like hundreds of nuts to a circle of cardboard that I had cut out, the glue gun started gluing me and I got a frickin' second degree burn on my finger. All for a nut wreath. I'm not quite sure nut wreaths are all they're cracked up to be.